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HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a fucking seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
Fucking awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.Damn...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy shit on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson hot crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed gay relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!


TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this shit on here??


MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little


TAGS: another inspirational story
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the photo!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


Big Brother -


TAGS: funny email big brother privacy
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 17, 2013, 12:58 am
T1H2A3N4K5S6 crotchety...that's secret code for thanks. Dammit, back to the drawing board!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 6:00 pm
I got the message.... waitaminute... I see what you did there. 5 wire taps.
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 11:52 am
I'll say thanks, but can't guarantee you're the only one getting this message...teehee.
MrStupidGir - June 16, 2013, 10:44 am
hahahahahaha very good one


DEFIANCE -


TAGS: moat levee mother nature dude
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Peso

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:07 pm
I don't always date mother nature, but when I do...I prefer dos Levees. Stay dry my friends.
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 10:07 am
5l but the next time it rains, that thing is going to fill up like a bowl!
CaptainBaked - May 19, 2011, 9:08 am
And my hats off to you peso... 5
Reality Lord - May 19, 2011, 9:03 am

wow!


THE FOUR ELEMENTS - Earth, air, fire and water. The best mother nature has to offer ...


TAGS: four elements mother nature offer
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

TWOEDGE - April 26, 2012, 11:27 am
is this how earth wind and fire got there name? lol
falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:41 am
With their powers combined, I become Captain Planet!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pokemon chose you




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: burka other people s problems
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

twill1962 - October 21, 2012, 1:25 am
Ideal Denial has it right. Even though the mass media in this country DOES indoctrinate the girls in this country to dress and behave a certain way, it is still THEIR CHOICE. In most Muslim countries, there is no choice.
GFNeves - April 29, 2011, 6:49 pm
So true man, so true...
Verdeckt - April 28, 2011, 4:59 am
Thanks.. glad you guys liked it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 6:22 pm
Good Point!
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:31 pm
this is a very thought-provoking poster. great job 5L
k386109 - April 27, 2011, 1:26 pm
Right ...as if we in the West don't indoctrinate ( or allow it ) our young females to be annorexically thin, dress like tarts, paint their faces etc., etc., etc. Perspective - good title
Hawamleh - April 27, 2011, 5:34 am
As an arab muslim I totally agree, did u guys know that burkas were originally intended only for the most beautiful of women if they so please to wear them so that they can escape men's lustful eyes, and even then it wasn't intended to cover the face...
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:17 am
Forgive the poor grammar, its early in the morning here
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:16 am
The key difference is that most of the clothing choices are exactly that, choices, the burkha is enforced upon the women who in their society are usually indoctrinated from a young age, and do not get to choose what they wear.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:25 pm
P A S S, as in "mountain pass", "pass" a test", and so on. There is a brain-dead suit in there, somewhere. Yes, that is redundant.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:24 pm
...pass... What is with the misspelling??
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:23 pm
But... But... "airbrushing, plastic surgery, and unrealistic standards" are PROFITABLE, and thereby receive a free pass!
forseti - April 26, 2011, 12:47 pm
this is awesome!! 5 lions


20TH ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: please use this one mr motifake delete the other
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 9:33 am
Solid.


SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!! -


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am
LOL This is great!


BLUES BROTHERS 106 MILES -




BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm
Button that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


HEY MOM -


TAGS: mother abortion
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:33 am
some questions are best left unasked
Arvantillian - August 20, 2011, 2:23 am
outstanding...one of the best ive seen...faved it and gave it 5L!
icerosecrb - August 19, 2011, 3:11 am
Friggin' brilliant, man!
MPsniper - August 18, 2011, 8:02 pm
oh...SNAP


WEDDING INVITATION -




BONDAGE -


TAGS: another find that i thought was funny
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Mock26 - February 12, 2012, 5:35 pm
Image is photoshopped. Cats undergoing surgery are often tied down to the table to immobilize the body.
tonims - January 5, 2012, 10:21 pm
normal people thats who...not cowards that cant actually take on someone their own size. punk bitches hurt animals. weak low life poor excuses for a human thats who dont care. the rest of us do n u need therapy loser
tonims - January 5, 2012, 10:19 pm
nasty ass is what u b.
mattboy115 - February 1, 2011, 5:40 pm
Cat: Yes. YES. YES!!!
CANADA - March 19, 2010, 12:05 am
who cares, its just a cat.
Krissie - March 18, 2010, 10:07 pm
I hope that cat pooped on his bed, peed on his wheaties, and barfed in his shoes...all that before he clawed his.....
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:12 pm
That's just mean


GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !


TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am
140637


Criminal Minds -


TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm
Haha, very funny! :)


I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION - You should here the ones I keep to myself ...


TAGS: offended opinion here other ones
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:10 am
Point Made!
Budog - February 11, 2012, 12:22 am
Crap! I definitely missed that one... 8/
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:49 pm
'Hear' = 2


I WISH I WERE A ZOMBIE!! - BRAINS!....BRAINS!!




GOT YER NOSE! - I loved playing that game... ahhhhh such sweet childhood memories!


TAGS: uncle croc another bad touch
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:46 pm
This is definitely the funniest one I've seen here.
uberduper - April 10, 2013, 8:24 pm
life ain't a fairy tale for us all
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 11:40 pm
Awwwwww, shiit. I missed Moooooooooooo. (sob)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:30 pm
Ciao, dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:24 pm
None. Off to work. Later Yo.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:12 pm
How many of our conversations here make sense?
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
At best, you're gonna end up with a lower back tattoo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
Yay! It's back.....Now this whole conversation makes no sense....thanks Mr.M.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
That was the jar on the front porch... not the one in the garage!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:10 pm
But you said it was OK and we could give each other back rubs after.....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
You have to stop drinking everything you find in a mason jar.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
The hell?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:06 pm
No...I just lent it to a friend.......Introducing!!! Timmy The approval Mod!
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:04 pm
Did you lose your badge again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
Ahhhhhhh I've been demoted. I knew I shouldn't have approved that Anime poster....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:53 pm
I was counting one of yours... but you're right, that's ridiculous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 10:52 pm
I wouldn't go that far.......Maybe 5.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:33 pm
Keep on looking... we have 6 or 7 more great ones here.
bigpicture - November 8, 2010, 10:30 pm
there needs to be more "nostalgic caption, horrific picture" type motifakes, when the connection between the picture and caption is solid, they inspire a "LOL, WUT" reaction that makes them funny... still, this is one of the best motifakes i have seen
CANADA - November 4, 2010, 12:13 pm
HA!
LogicDude - November 3, 2010, 5:21 pm
That's what happens when you stick your nose where it doesn't belong!
matt28 - November 2, 2010, 11:05 pm
Take that you damn mammal! Hail reptiles! 5L
Derek - November 2, 2010, 9:44 pm
This is something baby elephant will never forget.
fred - November 2, 2010, 7:40 pm
Mama elephant in 1,2,...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
LOL!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:33 pm
ROR! I love it


FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk




SALUTE -


TAGS: thanks airman and others who serve
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm

One can never finish saying thank you
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:26 pm
Nice one RR. 5 L's.
TheOne - April 13, 2011, 7:31 pm
Its been done,but its never been finished.5L.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - ...bull ride YOU!




TODAYS TEENS -


TAGS: smother love
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

screamin361 - November 26, 2012, 4:27 pm
I bet his resume is AMAZING!
david5300 - March 2, 2011, 4:12 am
Iam so pround of my little boy Oh damm t5hat realy is my kid...........MARTHA!!!!!!!!!


ENDURANCE -


TAGS: mother in law woman hitler
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Shadowjoe - June 9, 2011, 11:08 am
Wow! I'll look at my mother in law in a different way now... Good one!
Demo33 - June 9, 2011, 9:40 am
5L's this has literally made my day. x


MOTHERBOARD SHOES -


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!


FAVORITISM -


TAGS: favoritism brother sibling accident bird
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:56 pm
So far Pzy, all the ones I have seen this Anon post are repeats of repeats fathered by repeats
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:03 pm

get a profile and get some creativity.
pzykosiz - December 13, 2010, 4:40 pm
are all these ones by Anonymous plagiarised?


DON'T MESS WITH MAMA -


TAGS: bears lions any mother
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

Chrysophase2003 - June 29, 2012, 1:33 pm
Who do you think she's defending the kids from?
steve1961 - June 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
@ Trixie Probably the one she's growling at. Humans aren't the only ones who devour their offspring. Oops...was that out loud?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2012, 8:09 am
3 lions. That's not my vote....just making an observation 5L.
Trixie - June 22, 2012, 7:25 am
I wonder who the Daddy is??...
Iconoclast - June 21, 2012, 8:14 pm
Excellent. Favorited.


KIDS ARE LIKE FARTS - Your own are okay, but other peoples stink ...


TAGS: kids farts other peoples stink
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:35 pm
LOL spyengen, definitely at times... But, I got my reward, by not killing my own kids I am now a grandpa and it's great!
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:20 am
not evan when they're yours


THE PENGUIN - SHE WILL NOT TAKE YOUR FILTHY STOLEN MONEY


TAGS: blues brothers penguin filthy money
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Houseplant - June 21, 2012, 5:46 pm
But we're on a mission from God......5 wrist slapping L's


HEY - Wanna make out?




GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.


TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by pieman

Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!


JESUS SAVES - ...when he shops at Wal-Mart!


TAGS: halleluia brother
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Bunny

agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 2:27 am
Actually, Jesus oversees Sam's Club. Wal Mart is quite below him.
SynIkaru - December 19, 2009, 2:25 am
God is the manager at wal-mart. so that would make jesus the supervisor
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 7:47 pm
Sweet.
GySgt1811 - August 14, 2009, 2:38 pm
Not at all. I'm Jewish
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 12:31 pm
heh heh passive anti-Semitic humor.
GySgt1811 - August 14, 2009, 11:20 am
Jesus saves...but Moses invests.
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:03 am
LMAO!


SCIENCE - It's one cold hearted bitch with a fourteen inch strap-on.


TAGS: dexter vince masuka science smothered truth
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Noizgul

Noizgul - September 8, 2009, 3:35 am
Thanks. Nice avatar, heh.
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:25 am
Thank you. I'll make sure to look it up. 5/5
Noizgul - September 8, 2009, 3:22 am
Dexter.
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 2:45 am
What show is this from?
Ronski - September 8, 2009, 2:35 am
direct quote from last night's show - what's not to love??
agdaniele - September 8, 2009, 12:45 am
I really want to like this one.


MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -


TAGS: reminder mothers day is this sunday
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

pzykosiz - May 8, 2016, 3:44 am
if you get her a bad present, you could have just continued the lyrics
maoworks2 - May 6, 2016, 1:33 pm
Great One.
concern3 - May 4, 2016, 4:08 pm
nice, UP yours


WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD - Deep down all Blues Men are angels




MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS - Sometimes the fun starts early




MOTHERS - Sometimes, it's best to do as they say




MOM - Words truly can't express how much we appreciate what you do for us kids. And the voracious look in your eye when dad is nearby makes us feel -- Hey, where IS dad anyway?


TAGS: happy mothers day black widow
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:37 am
When I come across those nasty, eight-legged freaks in my yard, they are toast. Anything with that many eyes and legs should NOT possess such strong venom.
rudeboy308 - May 10, 2011, 4:24 pm
Damned funny! Let's join Alice Cooper and pledge allegiance to the black widow.
rerun - May 8, 2011, 11:22 am

amsome


THE QUESTION IS NOT "ARE YOU PARANOID" - The question is, are you paraniod enough?


TAGS: big brother paranoid
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by holymoly

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:44 am
"Two drink minimum?"
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 9:01 am
Huh, I’m starting to enjoy your comments, tomy, especially if your ‘pattern’ ref is in regard to matching socks….wait…never mind. All still statements of the obvious…or skewed unfunny personal opines….coffee hasn’t kicked in yet….sorry
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 1:51 am
It's only paranoia if they're not out to get you. Being concerned with the plots of the pixies that live in your sock drawer is, most likely, paranoia, as long as you keep them in clean socks. Mistrusting the government is merely pattern recognition.
tellitlikeitis - February 23, 2012, 5:26 pm
Very nice.
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 10:20 am
Yes I Thing So,Who's That At THE DOOR !


GOOD OLD FASHIONED VALUES - That's right honey, dreams, goals and education are Satan's way of distracting you from being a good wife


TAGS: mother daughter distracting satans wife
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:32 pm
Yeah, because women are so much better off nowadays being used as come dumpsters, humiliating themselves.
mariand - August 16, 2011, 6:08 am
LOL... you can't have them all 5L


GUILT INCLUDED -


TAGS: mothers days thanks love gifts
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Chrysophase2003 - May 20, 2012, 9:28 pm
She wants the credit for me being pulled into this world, she's getting the blame too.
Hawamleh - May 14, 2012, 10:26 am
5l poster, 10 lion comment.
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:37 pm
Good thoughts, DJ. So I went to visit mom. I kinda feel bad about not stayin’ so long, but my brother’s storage facility was quite stuffy, and that urn always gives me the creeps….especially that dang happy face.


MOTHERS DAY - it is never to late to say i love you mom!


TAGS: mother
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by elf25s

agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 6:43 pm
It would appear that in this case, it's slightly late. Unless you say it with gravy.


YOUR MASTURBATION TOOL - Is now a back-to school gift. For young girls.




A D D -




GOD DAMMIT - After all the God damn shitty posts, you're goddamn lucky you can log on to this site, God dammit!


TAGS: not another teen movie coach goddammit knee drop owned
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 4:51 am
Don't get pissed at me fo- oh wait, that one was not for me. Carry on.


DELUSIONS -


TAGS: some are dumber than others
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by caveman

Haarakkon - August 7, 2012, 4:02 pm
Top notch.
MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 2:03 pm
And the first 5L laugh of my day goes to...the dynamic duo of Mr. and Mrs.


REPERCUSSIONS - Billy is about to learn the First Law of Sibling Cooperation ~Snitches Get Stitches~




CHRIS HANSEN - he will get you one way or another


TAGS: he will get you one way or another
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by potsmokerr

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 28, 2014, 1:50 pm
Sweet!


NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Some worked harder to win than others


TAGS: nobel prize nelson mandela mother theresa barack obama
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:15 am
All Obama did was be black and be the president of the USA and win.
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
Good point, Aggy.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 6:01 pm
Peace prize my ass. From Bullshit! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUuA7WBRE
TheSarge - October 28, 2009, 1:34 pm
I put myself in the running for the next one.I figure I have the same qualifications as Obama does...NONE!!!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:53 am
Lest we forget that Yasser Arafat got one, too.
bOB cHIN - October 9, 2009, 9:54 am
We all know where hard work will get you. And to the 172 other people nominated for this "prize"...Work harder, because peace dosen't happen if people are all happy, well fed, and have housing with water they can drink piped in.


ALONE -




COOLING OFF EH -




OTHER USES -


TAGS: pzy morgue recycling other uses
Rating: 4.33/5

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Reality Lord - July 8, 2011, 11:44 pm

funny...tghis reminds me of this girl i once dated...umm...sorry.
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:19 pm
What's the matter Psych, goannas not good enough fer ya?


I AM THE WALRUS - Shut the f*ck up, Donny.




LIFE -


TAGS: it sucks why bother cubby
Rating: 4.79/5

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hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:39 am
cannot resist the power of the egg noodle...
palmat - January 20, 2011, 4:47 am
best one i've ever seen @ motifake.
Cubbybear - January 19, 2011, 7:56 pm
I wouldn't say great...but Thank you kind one.
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 7:27 pm
Great one!


GREAT MOTHERS TEACH... - Love, confidence, patience, and how to rip apart drunken tourists... Well, my mother did anyway...


TAGS: great mothers teach
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Chef

agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:34 am
Hawt!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:33 am
If some humans did I wouldn't have to sit in traffic for so long...
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 1:28 am
You realize tigers eat their young.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:15 am
Getting beaten with your own toys is never a good thing. My mom was too cheap to wreck a toy on out butts. Although I had a lot of hot weel track... and we'd whip each other with them... better than pillow fights.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:08 am
You ever heard a hotwheel track swung at full angry mom speed? The sound was almost worse than the impact!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:05 am
Nice! The go-to weapon of choice for my mom was the wooden spoon. And although she shattered many on my butt, she did have a 3ft mixing paddle that was a bit more resiliant.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:54 am
Yeah... not a good idea with my mother... she once hit me with my own hotwheel track!!!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:52 am
Greatness, Chef. And good that you didn't combine the two!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:45 am
Thanks! I found the Mother subject far easier then the bitch please...
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:43 am
And in this case, it's still a win!
Viper - May 20, 2010, 12:42 am
This might be the first poster without some kind of Logicdude reference that I have seen thusfar!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:36 am
Wonderful.


BROTHERLY LOVE - God made us brothers, but Prozac made us friends.


TAGS: brother love god prozac smile
Rating: 4.34/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:38 am
I think this is fabulous! 5 meds. for you.


MY BROTHERS -


TAGS: my brothers military balls
Rating: 3.74/5

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CarlRedifi - March 5, 2010, 11:37 am
Hi Ryan
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:08 pm
or "gesundheit"....whatever floats yer boat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 4:54 pm
God bless you.
aesop's folly - November 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
houghragh
Dood - October 24, 2009, 12:10 am
Eh...landed close enough in The Hump '05. Juicy Girls were fuckin thieves.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:48 pm
Otherwise, you'd be a sister.
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:55 pm
That's too bad. Songtan had a good selection of imports.The Gecko in Seoul was a great bar. Had a drink named after me. Called "The Bastard".
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 3:19 pm
Hooker Hill is now officially off-limits to Mi-Guks...I hear Songtan is still open for business though!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:01 pm
"Ammo Bowls" for all. 604th ASOS (Zoomie for CACC) Camp Red Cloud, Uijongbu '03-'04. Get your boots on, we going to Hooker Hill.
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 2:11 pm
Holy Hangul! Seems like Lex knows the "Way of the Bar Fine" and yakimandu! CSCT #3, Yongin, '95-'96 Brother!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 1:48 pm
2ID, someone send me some soju. 5 juicy girl lions.
GySgt1811 - September 29, 2009, 11:40 am
Yep! 5 devildawgs...


LEGO ICE - After it melts you'll pee bricks!


TAGS: september challenge not another brick meme
Rating: 3.38/5

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BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 1:12 pm
That's talent AK...if you could Google with...oh never mind
Arrogant Knight - September 18, 2009, 12:41 pm
"The Google Bone" ....*shudders*
LogicDude - September 18, 2009, 12:40 pm
Luck of the Google Bone!
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 12:39 pm
That's 2 funny "Bricks-Lego" Posters there LD! If I remember the first you did is already in HOF! Excellent my man!
Hakiu - September 18, 2009, 12:03 pm
Epic, an actual "Bricks" poster that is actually funny.


YES, MOMMY..... - I have drawn on my baby brother's face. Also, I will do it again... What of it??


TAGS: drawn sister brother pwned mommy
Rating: 2.68/5

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Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 4:16 pm
I am glad that you like it.
thesh007er - November 11, 2009, 3:01 am
lol i love this one. that kid is gonna grow up to be a new james bond villain


marriage advice #23 -


TAGS: stiletto mother in law
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

EmilioDumphque - April 12, 2016, 2:46 am
If she gets a full Brazilian, she's bound to get a lickin'!
lgvernon - April 11, 2016, 3:18 pm

Only a little?
EmilioDumphque - April 11, 2016, 11:33 am
A lil' trim might be in order too.


DUDE -


TAGS: dumb wedding mother in law
Rating: 3.1/5

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zach - November 3, 2009, 5:19 pm
lol wow i never new you were the one doing thes cool pics with messeges lol sweet
[email protected] - August 13, 2009, 10:43 am
having three women refuse to suck him off, while they run thru his money shopping.
Anonymous2 - June 20, 2009, 2:04 pm
Maybe, but just think of the things he'll be doing on his honeymoon.


THIS IS GLUE - Strong stuff


TAGS: the blues brothers glue minnie the moocher elwood jake dan aykroyd john belushi
Rating: 2.42/5

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BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 11:56 pm
This is cheap movie quote rip off. Weak stuff.


Big Brother -


TAGS: big brother watching listening disappear
Rating: 4.57/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:12 pm
Secret courts defeats the purpose of having to get a warrant.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:45 am
And all of this is possible AFTER they obtain a warrant.
Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 11:09 pm
Beware the Commie-Nazis!
PapaFox - June 25, 2013, 10:16 pm
Paranoia strikes deep...
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 6:50 pm

indeed


RIGHT AND WRONG - There's doing it wrong, there's doing it right, and then there's doing it in a way that is freakin' awesome




ENEMY OR PATRIOT -


TAGS: pzy enemies or patriot look at this from the other side
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:07 am
Let them bury and mourn their dead. We'll bury and mourn our dead.
pzykosiz - October 11, 2012, 5:49 pm
don't you just love it when these dickheads miss the point
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 8:03 am
If van rijn is a name you picked you must be a Poul Anderson fan. If its your actual last name.....that's amsome and you should read some Of the technic stories. Also, rejoicing in someone's death is wrong.
kellyvanrijn - October 10, 2012, 5:21 pm
Wrong. We should rejoice every time one of these radical islamic terrorist is killed before they can kill an innocent muslim, Christian or jew.
MPsniper - May 6, 2011, 4:21 pm
every time a terrorist blows himself up, it means he can no longer procreate and make new little baby terrorists. i CELEBRATE that.
forseti - May 6, 2011, 4:36 am
Awesome! We shouldn't be glad about the death of anyone. No matter what he did... 5!


MILK DOES A BODY GOOD -


TAGS: mother nursing rollerball
Rating: 4.65/5

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ICEMAN - January 31, 2012, 9:46 pm
Ohhh Mama.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Bicycle ride YOU!




GREAT MOTHERS - Always protect their offspring Keep them warm and surrounded with love


TAGS: great mothers
Rating: 3.44/5

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BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU -


TAGS: bigbrother
Rating: 1.81/5


HAPPY MOTHERS DAY -




REALITY -




AMAZING THAT THEY MAKE IT -


TAGS: little brothers
Rating: 4.65/5

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DonQ - May 18, 2012, 5:00 pm
and when you are the big brother you are the guinea pig.
fatelvis - May 17, 2012, 10:22 pm
Been there. 5l.


CAN'T SWEAR IN A DISNEY POSTER -


TAGS: firk ding mother hubbard sob
Rating: 4.57/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:43 am
Could be worse... They could do another "American Graffiti". But who would play Candy Clark's role...?
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:41 am
Maybe now that holiday special will see a high-quality release onto DVD & Blu-Ray!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:39 am
No, that was done in the prequels.
zoomer296 - May 13, 2013, 6:50 pm
It can't be any worse than the "Back To The Future" remake that Michael Bay is planning.
spacedog - November 11, 2012, 11:39 pm
Actually Disney made a couple great Marvel movies so the chances of the next Star Wars movies being an improvement is good. This was more about Lucas himself.
Grunno - November 10, 2012, 5:27 pm
What? Disney is going to screw up the SW films? What are they going to do, hire actors that can't act and insert annoying CGI characters?
spacedog - October 31, 2012, 11:28 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - October 31, 2012, 9:46 am
ditto...and the tags...love 'em. 5 sabers
Silverheart - October 31, 2012, 4:16 am

You beat me to it! I dread the future Star Wars releases. I like your use of censorship. 5*beep*s.


GRANNY - She might be getting a lttle deaf But she will still kick your a*s at Call of Duty




SYMBOLISM -




TERMINATOR BAMBI - His "mother" wasn't exatctly shot by a hunter. now he's coming for your pansy ass.


TAGS: bambi terminator mother
Rating: 2/5

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rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:53 am

a lot of medical technology is tested on animals prior to being approved for use in people
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:52 am
I really HOPE nobody spend MONEY to make a bionic eye to a shitty animal. I REALLY HOPE. By the way, your caption is very good!


GOOMBA PIGEONS -


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
Topical and timeless. Love it.


MOTHER OF THE YEAR - Hey now, remember you are drinking for two


TAGS: mother of the year beer
Rating: 4.83/5

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shmoe13 - February 18, 2011, 6:33 am
oh camon just cuz shes pregnant and holding beer doesnt mean shes buying it for herself not every pregnant woman in the world is irresponsible
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:31 am
It won't warm you up but you won't give a crap after enough...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:29 am
Antifreeze.
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:25 am
it's all union made, the glorious union of barley, hops, and water, and some other stuff, that helps but I forget what it is
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am
Even though it's nasty gack, at least it is union made...
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am
she can go frugal on the beer, long as she brings a pack of smokes back too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:19 am
Not when it comes to beer!!!....I do hope she's buying irregular diapers and expired formula though,
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:18 am
true, true, gotta like a frugal woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:16 am
He wouldn't...But a woman might buy it for him if she had a coupon or something (she probably thinks she's safe because she's prego)
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:13 am
it's gotta be baby formula, a real man wouldn't drink that, so back to the kitchen with ya
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:08 am
She's probably just picking it up for her husband...she really shouldn't have left the kitchen, but it was for a good cause.
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:04 am
It's cheaper than formula too.
culos - October 14, 2010, 9:42 am
Might just turn out to be a beer gut and moobs! 5-pack for you


happy mothers day -


TAGS: mother norman physco
Rating: 4.71/5

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MPsniper - May 14, 2013, 8:21 am
bang head here (x)
steve1961 - May 13, 2013, 12:27 am
Great...I helped...yay for me...who are you again?
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:33 pm
Spent like 3 min looking... Where did it even say "psycho" This post saved me
steve1961 - May 12, 2013, 10:19 pm
It's still 5L. I cut a lot of slack with tags. LOL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2013, 6:50 pm
How do you feel about double posts? :)
MPsniper - May 12, 2013, 6:31 pm
oh CRAP ! i hate misspelled words. thanks for letting me know.
MPsniper - May 12, 2013, 6:31 pm
oh CRAP ! i hate misspelled words. thanks for letting me know.
steve1961 - May 12, 2013, 9:27 am
5L. btw it's spelt "Psycho" but I do like playing Word Scramble. :)


Otherwise -


TAGS: freeman otherwise shoot this mutha fucka wanted beastly bloun
Rating: 1.83/5

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LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:20 pm
and if you aren't wearing glasses - that would be a crying shame - because then you'd be missing all the good parts of Cubbybear and MustyK's posters!
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:19 pm
Umm, HAHA, is that a stupid way of implying the old "they all look alike" line? All of your previous comments were towards Obama and this clearly is not him...unless you are partially blind and aren't wearing your glasses while looking at Motifake (cont)
HAHA - May 7, 2009, 8:44 pm
Go get some more money from your buddy Hugo.
Justin - January 11, 2009, 1:46 pm
Wanted sucked. Angelina Jolie was the best part about that movie, and Morgan Freeman is boss.
Lloyd - December 4, 2008, 7:15 pm
Who wouldn't love Wanted? Apart from the fact Angelina Jolie was in it... I think they just got him to say this because he hasn't really acted like a black man.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:17 pm
I loved Wanted.


HEREOS -


TAGS: childhood hero big brother your mom
Rating: 4.9/5

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spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:25 pm
Beautiful. Nice to see you make some more posters RL. 5L
Airman - June 13, 2011, 11:45 am
very nice
Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:55 pm
Sweet.. Fav'd


UNDENIABLE TRUTH -


TAGS: mother love woman genuine milf
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:28 pm

awesome!


HELPING HAND - Help others achieve their dreams, and you - will achieve yours.




End of watch -




ENTITLEMENTS - OK, now they're just going too far.




MESSAGE FOR MOTHERINLAW -


TAGS: message mother in law could get mariand
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - February 11, 2012, 12:30 pm
There is an electrical socket... and there's a trap to get rid of mother-in-law ;)
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 12:24 pm
Okay what am I missing here? Or is this an electrical socket in another country??
Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:41 pm

if only i'd thought of this years ago
mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:19 am
Yeah, but don't worry, she doesn't know which's the difference...;)
Iconoclast - November 30, 2011, 11:07 pm
Uh, that doesn't look like a nail. Looks like a screw.


SHE'D LIKE SEAFOOD - for Mother's Day, she says. Something exotic, she says. Her whole family will be coming, she says. I say, wait til they find out I didn't kill it.


TAGS: marital bliss mother s day style
Rating: 4.76/5

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GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:34 pm
good one 5an
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 9:10 am
Thanks for the high praises. Oh, and Caveman, let me know if you need an ice pack when you wake up. heh
caveman - May 13, 2012, 4:00 am
You drewme in and then delivered the knockout blow. 5pectacular
Verdeckt - May 12, 2012, 11:54 pm
5ensationial


BROTHERS - DOUCHE and BAG


TAGS: brothers
Rating: 4.43/5

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rerun - June 6, 2011, 7:39 pm

image alone would be great on doucharchive


NICE CHOPS -




TRICK QUESTION - "Does this dress make my ass look big?


TAGS: big ass dress mother s day
Rating: 4.22/5

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champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:03 pm
No, but that pile of sh*t does.


SOMETIMES - You just have to improvise


TAGS: necessity still the mother
Rating: 3.36/5

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GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:06 pm
lol, wasn't ANY 90* curve good enough? or teeth? or another closed beer bottle? or lighter? or the stick itself? damn the retarded....
GreyScorpion - December 7, 2009, 6:22 pm
looks like foreplay. a hard bolt try to get her top off. 5 foamy froths


ANOTHER... - Satisfied Vista User !!




THE MASTER - Lord Voldemort's more vampire brother.




PARENTING - Cause she's better than your mother


TAGS: parenting mother bad better baby
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by didiergerrard

TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:55 pm
Learn Some thing every day aye?
rerun - December 16, 2010, 6:22 pm

If it is an exact copy (text/image) from anywhere it is plagerism UNLESS you made the initial post (wherever that original post may be)
TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:17 pm
Curious Question:is it plagerism if someone else uses it in a motifake.
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 4:47 pm
That comment is a million times better than this fake.
RoninJedi - December 16, 2010, 1:47 pm
misplacing a BLT is a serious matter


just single mom solutions 2 -


TAGS: mothers day
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - May 6, 2016, 1:30 pm
Sad .


MOTHER'S DAY -


TAGS: mom always smothered us with her love
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - May 9, 2010, 4:13 pm
Nice! Love the tags GS, 5Ls.


CREEPY PASTA -


TAGS: mother fire ghost haunt
Rating: 4.74/5

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rerun - May 5, 2012, 3:39 pm

WOW, very deep
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 11:26 am
Thanks. I need to look at the tags more...
Sho - May 5, 2012, 11:18 am
Look at the tags, they provide some minor clues
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 9:04 am
Before I cast my vote, someone please clue me in.. I don't get this reference.
gas - May 5, 2012, 8:06 am
whew.. wow
Greeny - May 5, 2012, 7:29 am
wow
Reality Lord - May 5, 2012, 7:03 am

hair on my arms rising creepy. strongly 5L!


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